Saturday, February 25, 2017

What I have learned - 2 years - Anna

Here is my "What I have learned" post from Anna's 2nd birthday!

What I have learned - 2 Year old edition (a few days early)
24 things learned for Anna's 24 months on earth:
1. Sometimes Anna can be such a care taker with other kids... Sometimes she is just a bulldozer
2. I love Anna very much, but sometimes the introvert in me just needs some space
3. No greater thing to hear than "da-ye" (Anna's version of daddy)
4. Finding Nemo is a great movie, but after the first 100 times it gets a bit old. (since writing this one down a few months ago, I can now add Toy Story 1 & 2, Cars, Monsters, Inc., Frozen, and Despicable Me 1 &2 to the list).
5. When you have a toddler, alarm clocks become obsolete, unless of course you have an important early appointment...and she will sleep later than she ever has before.
6. Sometimes having to put on a shirt can be a totally life shattering event for a toddler.
7. Sometimes you hold and rock your child because they had a long hard day and sometimes you hold and rock your child because you had a long hard day.
8. With Anna around, I need to create a "find my drink coaster" app. They are by far one of her favorite things to play with and hide.
9. If we are having green peas for dinner, there is a strong possibility Anna will eat all of hers AND all of the ones on Daddy's plate.
10. Rain boots go with EVERYTHING!
11. When Anna sleeps in till 7, I feel as if I won the lottery.
12. When putting Anna in time out you must take her socks off for time out to have any impact on her. Otherwise she just plays with her socks and has a good ole time.
13. Deciphering what a toddler is trying to say is an art form.
14. Teething can take the sweetest and happiest child and make them a monster.
15. It is often said that allowing children to watch videos on phones/tablets out in public is lazy parenting, but sometimes it just feels like the only option left. (to keep the parents and children sane)
16. If something goes missing, ALWAYS check the play microwave first.
17. Taking your child's "favorite toy" away to teach a lesson doesn't do much good if your child inherits your stubbornness and never mentions said toy again.
18. You can never predict what Anna will like for dinner. Favorite foods one night become the subject of meltdowns on another night.
19. My favorite thing every day is waking up and listening to Anna playing in her crib. My favorite is when she is playing peek-a-boo with something in her crib and laughing hysterically.
20. Daddy may be her favorite person in the world, but if he shows his face before outside playtime and lunch, death stares are sure to come. (Have we really already hit the teenage years?)
21. Seeing news stories (or movies) of children either sick, missing, or hurting on the news has an entirely new impact on me. This also applies to news stories/movies of mothers/spouses sick, missing, or hurting.
22. Gold fish crackers make everything better.
23. We cannot "threaten" bedtime as punishment for Anna, because she will happily go to bed any time.

24. There are days that I love looking at Time Hop. However, there are days I think Time Hop is a total jerk and rubbing it in my face how fast 2 years really goes by.

Friday, February 24, 2017

What I have learned - 3 year - Anna

Since I have been off of Facebook for a while, I am posting my things I have learned here on my blog.  I plan to also post the old things I have learned post on here as well.

Enjoy!

  • Don't jokingly promise purple yogurt before bedtime.  She WILL remember.
  • I know nothing. I thought this was something that would come later, but my knowledge of the world is clearly inferior to Anna's.  Example conversations: "daddy, I want fruit snacks". "Sorry bean, I don't have any". "Yes you doooooo." (Repeat the entire ride to church).     "Daddy, the trees are coming out of the ground and flying away." "No anna, that is just the wind.  They are not flying away,". "Yes they aaarrrrreeee."
  • Waking up to "daddy, my nose not working," (in a really sad voice) is both the cutest and saddest thing I have ever heard.
  • Starting an hour long dance class for three year olds at 6:45 is cruel and unusual punishment for parents (when your child turns into a pumpkin at 7:30 and takes her sleep VERY seriously).
  • Hide and seek is fun, until you are sent to hide and the "seeker" just crawls in bed, counts, says "ready or not here I come," and then just stays in bed.
  • Children are complete sponges and get more and more "absorbent" the older they get. They also are listening even when you don’t think they are listening.  
  • Anna apparently has a brother named Rick.  As well as a few siblings named "sick" and "cries."
  • Potty training isn't about know how or ability, it is about power and control.
  • Anna is tall, like off the charts tall.  Literally.  At her 3 year check up she was so tall she wasn’t even on the growth chart for the 3 year check up.  
  • Popsicles fix everything.
  • Anna appears to be a very outgoing and social kid, but I believe she is like her parents and actually an introvert.  You can tell groups wear her out and when too many people start looking at her she can crawl in her shell just like daddy and mama.  
  • I have always heard it is called the “terrible twos,” but the last year with Anna was not terrible at all, it was actually a lot of fun and very entertaining.  However, I hear many people say it really is the “terrible threes,” so we will see what the next year holds. :-)